Quotes from the Movie Die Hard

Drop it, dickhead!

John McClane

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

John McClane

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

John McClane

I got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?

John McClane

I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die.

John McClane

Take this under advisement, jerkweed.

John McClane

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

John McClane

Happy trails, Hans.

John McClane

Welcome to the party, pal.

John McClane

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." The benefits of a classical education.

Hans Gruber

I am going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.

Hans Gruber

I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, co-operative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

Hans Gruber

Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.

Hans Gruber

Mr. Takagi, I could talk about men's fashion and industrialization all day but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate Theo has some questions for you, sort of fill in the blanks questions...

Hans Gruber

Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you... unless they think you're already dead.

Hans Gruber